How Fights Start

[Tarandeep]

How Fights Start


My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, ' D ust.'

And then the fight started...


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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started...


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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...


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[Pardeep]

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