tomarnidhi
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Here’s what makes you a true Punjabi!
Butter chicken and naan means proper food
No exotic cuisine can beat the bliss that Butter Chicken brings along because if it’s not a filling meal, it’s of no use. And no matter which five star hotel they hit, Dal Makhani and Butter Chicken is the obvious choice from the menu.
Too much thought for nick names
Only Punjabis can put in the effort to churn out thoughtful nick names. Sunny, Monty, Tinny etc not only sound funny but also makes it clear that which part of India the person hails from.
Colloquial abuses comes naturally
No talks are complete without using slangs and little abuses here and there. And these abuses might not be hurtful intentional but the fun they bring along can’t be missed.
Weddings are a big show off
To understand what exactly a Big Fat Indian Wedding is, you have to attend at least one Punjabi wedding in your lifetime. The kind of money they put in for the celebrations is simply unmatched.
If you have the money, flaunt it
This is the unsaid rule. If you have the moolah, it’s not to be kept in the bank. Bring it out with heaviest of jewels, swanky cars, larger than life interiors and the best of braded clothes.
No night is complete without a drink
One little ‘peg’ is a must every night to enjoy life king size and that’s a rule with most Punjabi men. No matter how tired and exhausted they are, everything goes off with a drink to chill.
English music doesn’t make any sense
If it’s not Bhangra or Bollywood, it’s not great music. Seems Punjabis don’t really believe in putting efforts understanding the lyrics in case of English music so the first choice is mostly filmy music.
Dancing barefoot on the DJ floor is fun
It may get as embarrassing as you can imagine but Punjabis DO NOT care. Dance like there’s no tomorrow is the mantra. Be it on weddings, a party of even a club, they love to let their hair down.
sahi keha kafi kuch same aa 
