Gud News Bad News


The He4rt H4ck3r
This bloke was sitting in his attorney's office.

His lawyer said, "Do you want the good news first or the terrible news?"

"Give me the good news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary.":kiven