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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years.
A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig:
after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.
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What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years.
A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
——————————————–
Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig:
after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.
——————————————–
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.
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What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
