Gandhi

Zailldaar

Mimber
[FONT=times new roman,serif]God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had
during his time on earth. He replied saying he had
three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning
adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset
and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15
children, God is pretty angry and gives him an
inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning
on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that
I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!
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Guest33

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good one.....I anyhow hate Gandhi.......

ik hor suno Gandhi joke....

lao ji koi aam isaan uppar pahunchda te ki dekhda pahunchde hi vi Dharamraaj ne ik party organise kitihou hoi hai te Princess Diana dance floore te Gandhi naal dance kar rahi hai.....banda hairaan pareshaan Dharamraaj nu kehnda vi Maharaj Gandhi nu kis gal a reward de rahe ho. Ih sun Dharamraaj jawab dinde....kehde he bhole prani main te Diana nu punishment ditti hai............
 

Zailldaar

Mimber
jatti_sydney said:
good one.....I anyhow hate Gandhi.......

ik hor suno Gandhi joke....

lao ji koi aam isaan uppar pahunchda te ki dekhda pahunchde hi vi Dharamraaj ne ik party organise kitihou hoi hai te Princess Diana dance floore te Gandhi naal dance kar rahi hai.....banda hairaan pareshaan Dharamraaj nu kehnda vi Maharaj Gandhi nu kis gal a reward de rahe ho. Ih sun Dharamraaj jawab dinde....kehde he bhole prani main te Diana nu punishment ditti hai............

gud one...

vaise i like ur signature
 

Guest33

Elite
jattscotchdashokeen said:

gud one...

vaise i like ur signature
Thank ju hai ji......Gurdass Mann de gaane toon chori kita...."Tim Timaunde taaria " toon te hun nikku di album Singh is King ch vi k gaana hai....
 

J@tti

..Majajan..
jatti_sydney said:
us bare koi aisi cheez jis karke ohnu like kita ja sake.............mainu taan ik vi ni laggi...........
He united the country, he had power.. is not that good enough to appreciate him. I know he took some decisions, which don't seem to be right, but he had his own principals that bound the country in a way.
 

MaRjAnA

JaTT_On_JaunT
J@tti said:
Why do you hate Gandhi?
Mai ethe hun sab explani ni akrna chonda if u wana know then mai ik fille put kar sakda dekh eloSmittenSmittenSmittenSmitten
I hate gandhi!:an:an:an:an
 

Zailldaar

Mimber
J@tti said:
He united the country, he had power.. is not that good enough to appreciate him. I know he took some decisions, which don't seem to be right, but he had his own principals that bound the country in a way.

if one follows his/her own principles ..one shud not force others to follow the same...vaise ve ohne punjab layi ki kita jo ohnu appreciate kariye
 

Guest33

Elite
J@tti said:
He united the country, he had power.. is not that good enough to appreciate him. I know he took some decisions, which don't seem to be right, but he had his own principals that bound the country in a way.
i agree par i still hate him........
 

J@tti

..Majajan..
jattscotchdashokeen said:
if one follows his/her own principles ..one shud not force others to follow the same...vaise ve ohne punjab layi ki kita jo ohnu appreciate kariye
He did not force anyone to believe anything, he had followers, who respected his views and believed in him
 

Guest33

Elite
jattscotchdashokeen said:
if one follows his/her own principles ..one shud not force others to follow the same...vaise ve ohne punjab layi ki kita jo ohnu appreciate kariye
sahi farmayia.....apne bhagat singh varge soormia nu sir fire kehnda.....ohnu puche ki tere gal te chaped khaan naal ni mulak nu ajaadi mili.....bas hor kuch ni...................kade note kite vi jithe jithe lathi charge hoye uthe saknde lok mare kade gandhi de ik vi danda pia sunia.....Lala Latpat Rai varge soohbaan insaan vi Simon Commision de lathi charge karke akal chalana kar gaye si...peace.............
 

J@tti

..Majajan..
jatti_sydney said:
sahi farmayia.....apne bhagat singh varge soormia nu sir fire kehnda.....ohnu puche ki tere gal te chaped khaan naal ni mulak nu ajaadi mili.....bas hor kuch ni...................kade note kite vi jithe jithe lathi charge hoye uthe saknde lok mare kade gandhi de ik vi danda pia sunia.....Lala Latpat Rai varge soohbaan insaan vi Simon Commision de lathi charge karke akal chalana kar gaye si...peace.............
Those were his views, regardless of which people followed him
 
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