Funny ultimate truths :

1.Whenever I Find The Key To Success,
Someone Changes The Lock.

2.The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction

3.In Order To Get A Loan,You First Need To Prove That You Don't Need It

4.All The Desireable Things In Life Are Either Illegal,
Expensive Or Married

5.Once You Have Bought Something,
You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold
Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate

Enjoy Life !