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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain
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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW
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Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
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Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.
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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
**********
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
**********
Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain
***********
Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW
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Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
**********
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
**********
Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel
**********
Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.
**********
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
**********
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.
**********
Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid
