Funny SMS 2008

[dany14]

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[Panjaban]

 

[SinghinEU]

Exam ch question aaya :CHALLENGE da example daso ?

Jatt ne pura paper blank chhad dita te end de page te likhea...................

Agar apne peo da putt hai ta pass karke dekhah!

nice one..

 

[Konvicted_Jatt]

>haha >haha>haha

 

[Palang Tod]

nice...............

 

[braveheart_asif]

[COLOR=#00000]Robert: [/COLOR]Boss, is peter ke bacche ne hamare saath gaddari ki hai.
Ajit: Robert , usay revalving chair me bita dho, patha chal jayega ki 'chakkar' kya hai..

 

[braveheart_asif]

Maths Teacher to a Boy: If u had 1000Rs. in one pocket & 1000rs. in other pocket, what would u think?
Boy: I would think yaar mai kitay bapu di pant ta nhi paa lai?

 

[braveheart_asif]

Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

 

[braveheart_asif]

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

 

[braveheart_asif]

Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

 

[braveheart_asif]

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

 

[braveheart_asif]

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

 

[Palang Tod]

tfs...........