FuNny ShAyArI...PaRrNa ZaRoOr

AH LO IK FUNNY SHAYARI.....THORI LAMBHI AH...PARR PARRNA ZAROOR....PLLZZZ

Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam PUNE me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Mhais ghus jaye.


Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai ...
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
...
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......

A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
& nbsp; iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

kabootar ke do par
&nb sp; (wah wah)
kabootar ke do par....
ek idhar ek udhar

aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare

Teri julfey yu lehra rahi hai...
Teri julfey yu lehra r ahi hai...
Jaise koi bhains poonch hila rahi hai...
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Mr Ranjha

New member
Ae ohna layi jo kehande ne ki Sradara de 12 vajde ne....!! saare dhyan naal suno..!!
400 yrs old real story....
Hindu aye chak k langotiyan,
Kehnde mughlan ne mariya sotian,
Kho k le gye sadian votian ,
Fir jado vaje raat de 12,
Chakkian SARDARAN ne apnian talwaran ,
Mughlan dian vagaiyan khoon dian dhaaran,
Vapas le k aye Hinduan diyan naaran
 
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