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Funny Messages Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out of the window
hurts himself, and then realizesamn, I am the husband.
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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
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MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
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Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate 2 come out..
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In the hall of examnation.
Supervisor : Why yoU wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Bcoz my professor advice me that the formulas must be on your finger tips.
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Out of four people 1 is chinese. If your father, your mother & your brother are not Chinese, then it must be U.
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College Dean to Students:
U People Must Sleep At least 8 Hours a Day.
Studentz:
Impossible Dean!
College Is Only For five Hourz!
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A boy goes to seeee a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did yu seeee any thing dere dat U were nt supposed to see?
Boy: yea, I saw dad dere!
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Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
Husband:A sec.
Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec
and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out of the window
hurts himself, and then realizesamn, I am the husband.
*****************
Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
*****************
MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
*****************
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
*****************
How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
*****************
Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!
*****************
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate 2 come out..
*****************
In the hall of examnation.
Supervisor : Why yoU wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Bcoz my professor advice me that the formulas must be on your finger tips.
*****************
Out of four people 1 is chinese. If your father, your mother & your brother are not Chinese, then it must be U.
*****************
College Dean to Students:
U People Must Sleep At least 8 Hours a Day.
Studentz:
Impossible Dean!
College Is Only For five Hourz!
*****************
A boy goes to seeee a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did yu seeee any thing dere dat U were nt supposed to see?
Boy: yea, I saw dad dere!
*****************
Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?
Husband:A sec.
Wife:What is $10000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a sec
