:*:*:Few of our own smart UNPians with their teacher :D

Niki_Grewal

!*~PrInCe$$~*!
TEACHER : Jot, go to the map and find America.


jot : Here it is!


TEACHER : Correct. Now,

class, who discovered America?


CLASS with full of unpians : JOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!



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TEACHER : J@tti, how do you spell "crocodile"?
J@tti : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"


TEACHER : No, that's wrong
J@tti : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
(see she is always right:mean )


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TEACHER : Ruble, give me a sentence starting with "I".


Ruble : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ruble. Always say, "I am."


Ruble : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." :wacko


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"


Jay : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same

time." :baby :baby


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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing

it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Sonia : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?":wacko
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl thts soo funni haye rabaaaa cherry tree da ans rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
unjh thonu kidda pataa chaliaa mei vi ahi ans denaa sii jeh koi teacher puchdii minu :mean :mean
 

Niki_Grewal

!*~PrInCe$$~*!
Sonia_Nz said:
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl thts soo funni haye rabaaaa cherry tree da ans rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
unjh thonu kidda pataa chaliaa mei vi ahi ans denaa sii jeh koi teacher puchdii minu :mean :mean
:O ...dena si nahi dita si bolo...tusi hi taan dita si...mainu taan pata coz main vi class ch si:wacko
 

J@tti

..Majajan..
Le tusi adhe question ta dasna hi bhulge

TEACHER : What is an island ?
Niki : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER: on one side ?
Niki : Yup, on top !


TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pardesan Punjaban : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !


TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Itz_Jatt_Style : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !


TEACHER :What kind of birds do you find in captivity?
dhana_jatt : Jailbirds !


TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Angel_Eyes :
Mice
TEACHER :
Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Angel_Eyes : Twins !


TEACHER :: I despair, Simran, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ?
kudi_patole_wargi : Because I always get here early sir !


Teacher: Are you good at math?
Genie: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Genie: Yes, I'm no good at math!


TEACHER : Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it.
Dhillon : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !


Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Tehsin:
Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
 
Niki_Grewal said:

TEACHER : Ruble, give me a sentence starting with "I".


Ruble : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ruble. Always say, "I am."


Ruble : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." :wacko

Ah tan jama hi ruble ji te tukda ....da way she uses i and u ..and jumbles da words :wa :wa
 

Niki_Grewal

!*~PrInCe$$~*!
J@tti said:
Le tusi adhe question ta dasna hi bhulge

TEACHER : What is an island ?
Niki : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER: on one side ?
Niki : Yup, on top !
wow...wht a smart girl:mean :mean :mean :mean :so :so :so
waise dhillon wALA sabton funny sirolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
hawww achaa mei hi ditaaa si ehoo jihaa answerrr tanhi mei sochaan ahh history da teacher hameshaaa meree toon aukhaa keun rehandaa sii rofl rofl rofl rofl
 

**Heer_Saleti**

!!!! ALCHEMY GAL !!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO...................SAARE KINNE NALAIK NE ITTHE............JAMEY HI MERE WARGE...............HA HA HA HA HA:mean :mean :mean
 

Guest33

Elite
**Heer_Saleti** said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO...................SAARE KINNE NALAIK NE ITTHE............JAMEY HI MERE WARGE...............HA HA HA HA HA:mean :mean :mean

aah Jango di bhen lagdi......HOHOHOHOHOHO:mean :mean :mean
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
ahooo jangooo toon trainin layii letii lagdii kurri neeeee rofl rofl rofl rofl
hun harr thread vichh hooo hooo hoo karkee hasoooo
kharr jahh kurreeeee hajje xmas nu 6 monthss neee ho ho etheee hi naa mukk jayeee thodiii :mean :mean
 
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