Niki_Grewal
!*~PrInCe$$~*!
TEACHER : Jot, go to the map and find America.
jot : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS with full of unpians : JOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
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TEACHER : J@tti, how do you spell "crocodile"?
J@tti : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
J@tti : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
(see she is always right
)
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TEACHER : Ruble, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Ruble : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ruble. Always say, "I am."
Ruble : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Jay : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Sonia : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
jot : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS with full of unpians : JOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
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TEACHER : J@tti, how do you spell "crocodile"?
J@tti : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
J@tti : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
(see she is always right
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TEACHER : Ruble, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Ruble : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ruble. Always say, "I am."
Ruble : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Jay : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Sonia : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
j@ttiye
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:D
