Engineer Vs MBA

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall
asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
Sonia_Nz said:
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall
asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

jattz di special request teh :pbbol :mean :mean

ek baar di ghal siii ek bijiness vahlaaa bandaa teh ek engineer saab ghuman firan jungle nu gaye.....othee ohnaa nee apni jhugggii paii teh saun gayeee....
thoreee cher baadh engineer saab nee ek jorh di chapper maari apneee gharadeee mardee hoyeee bijiness dost nuuu....
teh kihaaa oyeeeee utheee asmaaan nu tak kee dass ki dindaa peyaaa tenuuuu rofl rofl rofl

bijiness vahlaaa kaka kehandaa minu tareey dindee payeeee
engineer khijh kee boliaaa teh fir ehh ki dasdaaa peyaa tenuuu
bijiness vahlaaa thoraa chakrraan vich pai gayaaa thoraa sochiaa teh firrr kehandaaaa 22 shastraan dee hisaab naaal teh sanu pataa chaldaa peyaaa etheee bauttt saree barhmaaan neee....
samayeee di taraf vekhiyeee teh pataa chaldaa ki raat deh saddee tin vajjje neeee......mausammm deee vall vekhiyeee teh ehh pataa chaldaa ki kall mausaaam bauttt sohavanaaaa ahhhh...agge minu hor naii pataaaa mei sonaa chaundaaa ahh tu hi dassss dehh hunnn....

engineer saab nu baut gussaaa chadhh giyaaa kehandaaa khotttiaaaa dimaag teh jiadaa jorh paayaaa hundaa teh pataa chaldaa kiii kisee nee sadii jhugggiii chorii karrr laii ahhhh :mean :mean :bak :bak
 

jattz

Member
rofl rofl PUNJABI CH JIYADA WADIYA LAGDI HAI
engineer saab nu baut gussaaa chadhh giyaaa kehandaaa khotttiaaaa dimaag teh jiadaa jorh paayaaa hundaa teh pataa chaldaa kiii kisee nee sadii jhugggiii chorii karrr laii ahhhh
MAIN KITI CHORI JHUGGI UHNA DI
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
jattz said:
rofl rofl PUNJABI CH JIYADA WADIYA LAGDI HAI
MAIN KITI CHORI JHUGGI UHNA DI
thonu pnjabii vich sunaaann vastee merii dimaaag dii battery viii down ho gayii hunnnnn hun jah keee hassi ayyiii mundee nuuu rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl thodaa aukhaaaaa ahhh vayiiii rofl rofl rofl rofl

hawwww kihoo jahee chorrrr firii jandeee etheeeee :pr :pr rabhhh bachayeeee choraaan toon oh vi jhuggi chor thonu hor kuj nai miliaa chorii karnnn nuuuu :so :so
 

jattz

Member
Hmmm.... Ilzam ---> Jungal Ch Thand Lagdi C Te Main Uhna Nu Dekhiya Te Sochiya Ehna Di Jhuggi Chori Kiti Jave Te Oh Barhaman Mera Dost C Te Fir Assi Door Ja Ke Jhuggi Ch Heater La Ke So Gaye Lol........
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
jattz said:
Hmmm.... Ilzam ---> Jungal Ch Thand Lagdi C Te Main Uhna Nu Dekhiya Te Sochiya Ehna Di Jhuggi Chori Kiti Jave Te Oh Barhaman Mera Dost C Te Fir Assi Door Ja Ke Jhuggi Ch Heater La Ke So Gaye Lol........
minuuu bewkooofff banaun daa try hoii jandaaaa :ban :ban naaa ehh dasssoo jhuggiii teh banaaii nai jaundii pai sii heater kithoon ahh gayaaaa rofl rofl rofl rofl
barhamaan kaaa hovat hai bitwaaaaa :mean :mean explain karrrinnn cheti cheti be4 mei bhoot bann javaaan :gho teh jungle nu haunt karr deyaaaa :mean :mean
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
jattz said:
BAN JAO BHOOT DOVE UPAR MILAGE LOL........
thonu utttee jaunee di bahlii chetii paiii hundiii :an :an

naa nicheee hi tikk kee betheee rahoooo uthee aliaaa teh reham karoooo :mean :mean
 

jattz

Member
Asli Ghar Te Oh Hi Hai Ik Din Te Jana Hi Paina But Tuhanu Ni Jan Dinda Main Ja Ke Lock La Lena Fer Batkde Reho Thale Hi Tang Kariyo Nichhe Waliya Nu
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
sharamm karooooo :dfm :dfm dekh lohhh lock karnn toon pehlaaa hiii ehnaaa tangh karrr denaaa...ajjj toon tusi merii hauntin list vich first numberrr di position lai layi ahhh mubarkaaaannn :kpw :kpw
 

Sonia_Nz

>>>>MaHiYa<<<<
laii dekhooo mundiyaaa ehnii samaajh sewaa kahtoon karrii jande ehooo :an :an
ehni vadddi kurbani deh keeee kirraa hero banaaaa tusiii :mean :mean
 
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