Diwali to an ABCD


A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his
mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger
This is how he went about it...

" So, like, this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people
liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was
kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude - he was Ram - to some national forest or something... Since he was going,for like, something like, more than 10 years or so... he decided to take his wife and his brother along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit ... really man... they had monkeys and devils and shit like that.
But this dude, Ram, kicked *** with! darts and bows and arrows...
so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood.
And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed...
And you don't piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks *** and like... all the Gods were with him... So anyways,you don't mess with Gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..
Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...
So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's *** in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time is up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit like that.
So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the
people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they
thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and
they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so th! ey couldn't
take them out for a drink.
So they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty Cooool... you know , with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some local band
play along with the fireworks... and you know what, dude, that was the
very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more
cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like,
this Diwali festival started."!!!


hilariousssssssss...........but u knw wht...like...over here...they like use this word 'like'....a lot...like aftr like every word u knw....lollllllllllllllll...sachi yaar...ikk din main bus ch bethi 2 mere naal wali seat te 2 kudiyan bethiyan like like like like hi kari gayian,,,,te mera hassa rokna aukha ho gaya :D


Ki Zor Gareeba Da
haha:haha...i know niko penjii like always like krdiya rehndiya like jiddan main tuhanu das rahi aa like omg like bahut kardiya ne like bar bar like bolna like:an:bolt


yeah like u know when i was like going to india last time there was this uncle ji like....and he was drinking so much like u know what na what i mean like its not gud to drink so much .......