*A woman is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.*

She says:''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I**
live and look for apartment 14A,and with your elbow push button 14A.**
Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow**
hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the
left. *
*With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you''**
The boyfriend says: 'Baby, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I**
hitting all these buttons with my elbow?'**
"Oh my God!!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?'' *


jatti_sydney said:
*A woman is giving directions to her new boyfriend to .....
bass har time gifts giffts

je kuchh lai ke jaave tan janta makhaul kardi aa
te bichara khali hath janda changa v ni lagda


Prime VIP
pakki gal hai munda punjabi nahin hona , nahin tan usne kehna si" ghar tera labh lange bas na das ja mutiyare"":mean :mean :mean


pher pun jabi ch likhna si
aaven angreji likhti
na mere varga anparh banda samjh sake te na hass sake.:mean

galti ho gai agge toon anuvad(hope thats rite translation) sahit likhungi...mainu pata ni si ki greji ch punjabi type karan wal egreji ni smaajh sakde.....