Definition Of KISS

1) Professor of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always
higher than the supply
2)Professor of Accountancy; Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
returned.
3)Professor of Algebra: Kiss is infinity, because two divided by nothing
4)Professor of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
5) Professor of Physics; Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
expansion of the Heart.
6)Professor of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between
two hearts.
7)Professor of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
8)Professor of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris
muscles in the state of contraction.
9) Professor of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
10) Professor of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy
for the youth and homage for the old.
11)Professor of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on
the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
12) Professor of English: Kiss is a noun, which is used as a conjunction;
it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is
applicable to all.
13) Professor of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond
between the two dynamic objects.
14) Professor of Computer Science: What is Kiss ? It seems to be an
undefined variable.
 
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