Deadly PJs....

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~

ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
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ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai!
JJ




Whats the opposite of Real??






























Its COCONUT....




kya hua…. Confused??






jara
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opposite of real is
'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut JJ




i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam




what is the vector form of sridevi????
JJJJ
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)

ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!



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Ring De Basanti :))


A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor... how??






















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...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!



wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??































flush!!









three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????

























COZ the song is HIT......


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Bechari billi



why cudnt the dumb cat walk on road????












































coz it cudnt mew and since
MEW(coefficient of friction)=o


so no friction, and its not possible walk on frictionless surface...
 

MAVERICK

Member
bibi pura rajj ke bharas kaddi aa.

pura taka ke gand paya.

likhne ne tan joke likho, lok hass tan len

nahi tan har PJ ton baad dus deya karo ki eh PJ khatam ho gaya tan jo hass layiye.
 
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