Confession

MAVERICK

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A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby,
and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and
I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
 
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