Comedy Shayari..Lol

[jonty509]

Yaar Sare Jane serious shayari kar rahe ne...kuch comedy shayari v honi chahidi hai..chalo jee mere walon ik comedy shayer arz hai jee...

Hum bhi kabhi rahees the.....

Hum bhi kabhi rahees the...(wah wah wah)

Hum bhi kabhi rahees the dil ki duniya luta baithe ( wah wah wah)...

Kismat kuch aise palti three wheeler chala baithe ( ha ha ha)...

 

[MeHRaM]

baari barsi khatan gaya c
main kiha baari barsi khatan gay c
te khat ke liande kele
bote te chadh de da
mera chain vich fass gaya pauncha

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

kaash un hassenaon k baap mar jaate
hum bhi afsos k bahane gale mil aate
fir socha ae dil aisa sochna paap hai
ek din tujhe bhi banna kissi haseena ka baap hai

 

[dhana_jatt]

Woh ayi muskurae,
usne kaha,
humne suna,
woh kehti gyi hum sunte rahe,
woh chal di,
humse raha na gaya,
bas keh hi diya,




























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" MADAM ATTENDENCE TAN LAA DO "

 

[deep]

hum tere dar pe baar baar ayenge,
hum tere dar pe baar baar ayenge,
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

 

[deep]

sanu tedi tedi takdi tu,
sanu tedi tedi takdi tu,
teriyan tan akhan teeriyan ,
sidha dekh ni sakdi toon..

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

oth kartare sutia
mandir masjid jaa
nage pairi jaa ke
jutia chuk lia

 

[Roop Dhillon]

Sassi Jhanaa ch dubb ke mar challi, Mahiwaal na mileya aake vae;
Sohni Thallaan ch sarr ke marr challi, Punnu lai gaya bota bhajaa ke vae. :-D

 

[dhana_jatt]

oth kartare sutia
mandir masjid jaa
nage pairi jaa ke
jutia chuk lia

tahi savere cheti uth di hai


ik shear mere walo jara dheyan dena

gap suno ji, gap suno ji
gap suno muh ad ke..,
chuhe ne sher kuttey,
gufa vicho kad ke..,
ganje ne kangi kiti,
cheer vicho kad ke..,
murde ne foto khichwai ,
muh bahar kad ke..,
ik ullu shear padh reha hai,
sare kam chad ke.., ​

 

[deep]

wo aye meri mazaar pe,diya bujha kar chal diye,
wo aye meri mazaar pe,diya bujha kar chal diye,
diye mein pada tha jo tel sar pe lagake chal diye

 

[jonty509]

Aksar suna hai Ishq main Neend ud jaati hai...

Aksar suna hai Ishq main Neend ud jaati hai...

Koi humse bhi ishq kare..kambakht neend bahut atee hai....

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aayo
tum har raat mere khwabon mein aayo
melody khayo khud jaan jayo

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

maine tujhse pyar kiya
maine tujhse pyar kiya
tere baap ne mujhe pita
tan ki shakti maan ki shakti bournvita

 

[StReeT_FiGhTeR]

hum tere pyaar mein kuttey ban gaye ..
yakeen nahi atta..
bow bow bow..

 

[jonty509]

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

woh jo parey baithe hai
hum unpe mare baithe hai
koi ja k unse keh do
apne husn par itna gumaan na kare
jo unse bhi pare baithe hai
woh humpe mare baithe hai

 

[Kav]

woh bade pyaar se muskurayee...
hamare paas aayee
aur farmayee...
bhaiyaa mungfali khaoge...

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

kav bhaiya mungfali khayo ge

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

jee chahata hai tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hai tere nazuk honthon ko chum lu
magar teri behti huyi naak ne iraada badal diya