blondes...lol

[MeHRaM]

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

bai lagda Sonia_Nz di autobiography cho chepe lagde ne eh panne tu ..

 

[Guest33]

bai lagda Sonia_Nz di autobiography cho chepe lagde ne eh panne tu ..

tu to gaya bhayo.......mano ne aunde hi tere dnadi na vadhi fer kahi......

 

[Maxsteel]

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

tu to gaya bhayo.......mano ne aunde hi tere dnadi na vadhi fer kahi......

main saare rabies de teeke pela hi laaavake bethaa tanhi .....
badi jaave dandiyaana...mitar nu koi asar ni ​

 

[Some1]

1-2 were mean

 

[StReeT_FiGhTeR]

thats funnny....

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

hunjii

 

[MeHRaM]

bus karo yaar merian blondes friends ne..

Blonde friend's friend ====== blonde ......NOW AGIAN READ THIS THREAD FROM START

 

[MeHRaM]

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde
went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff
drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant,
but she's right." "What two days of the week start with
the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct
answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then
thought really hard for a minute and finally
admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on
that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where
her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already
working on a murder case!"

(kar lo gheo nu peePA)

 

[JobanJit Singh Dhillon]