~blonde joke of the day~

neil

W@TNO DOOR
updated everyday.......................................:wig :wig :wig


80,000 blondes meet at Wembley Stadium for a "Blondes
Are Not Stupid" convention. The master of ceremonies
says, "We are all here today to prove to the world
that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One blonde steps up, so the master of ceremonies asks
her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds, she
replies, "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little
disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start chanting,
"Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The master of ceremonies says, "Well, since we've gone
to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the
World Wide Press, I guess we can give her another
chance." So, asks her, "What is 5 plus 5?" After 15 or
20 seconds, she replies, "Ninety." The master of
ceremonies sighs. Everyone is crestfallen and the
blonde starts crying. Again, the 80,000 girls start
chanting, "Give her another chance, give her another
chance." Unsure whether or not he is doing more harm
than damage, the master of ceremonies finally says,
"Okay! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" After 15 or
20 seconds, she replies, "Four." The stadium of 80,000
blondes start chanting, "Give her another chance, give
her another chance."
 

neil

W@TNO DOOR
A better Blonde Joke


A group of blondes in a class at Texas A&M University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they fell off the ladders, dropped the tape measures and pencils the whole thing was just a mess.
An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying to do. He walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat,measures it from end to end, and then gives the measurement to one of the blondes and walks away. After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed: "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length
 

Niki_Grewal

!*~PrInCe$$~*!
neil said:
updated everyday.......................................:wig :wig :wig


80,000 blondes meet at Wembley Stadium for a "Blondes
Are Not Stupid" convention. The master of ceremonies
says, "We are all here today to prove to the world
that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One blonde steps up, so the master of ceremonies asks
her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds, she
replies, "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little
disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start chanting,
"Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The master of ceremonies says, "Well, since we've gone
to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the
World Wide Press, I guess we can give her another
chance." So, asks her, "What is 5 plus 5?" After 15 or
20 seconds, she replies, "Ninety." The master of
ceremonies sighs. Everyone is crestfallen and the
blonde starts crying. Again, the 80,000 girls start
chanting, "Give her another chance, give her another
chance." Unsure whether or not he is doing more harm
than damage, the master of ceremonies finally says,
"Okay! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" After 15 or
20 seconds, she replies, "Four." The stadium of 80,000
blondes start chanting, "Give her another chance, give
her another chance."
this one is hillarious,,,,maza aa gaya,,,,,rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
 

neil

W@TNO DOOR
7 Degrees of Blonde

ONE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some
woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."


TWO

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second bonde says, "Here,
let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one
looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"


THREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The
boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up,
you're next!"


FOUR

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK,what's the
capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."


FIVE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is
it mine?"


SIX

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,
she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was
applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the
trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an
elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did
this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer,
it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road
when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the
right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER
tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the
left and there was...."

"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this
road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."


SEVEN

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They
send me a BLIND policeman!"

 

neil

W@TNO DOOR
the funniest blonde facts

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home


 

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
neil said:

*she tripped over a cordless phone.


*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home


dese 2 were da bestest...........:gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
 
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