~Blind Date~


Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his.
But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and sexy she is.

He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts...


listen buddies.
sonia got this joke
i am amazed that u got it so soon..............:bite :bite

just buggin ya MERI CHAM CHRIK.

Sonia_Nz said:
:taz :taz oh mah goshh rolf rolf i got itt rofl rofl rofl rofl tht was hilarioussss
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