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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt ..

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Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


well, get back to WORK now!!



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Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety ..(wait for it.It's worth it)... After Tweety is caught, scroll down...


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This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2 secs - there's hope for you
2-5 secs - having a bad day?
5-10 secs - are you maybe just a slowreader?
10-20 secs - remedial classes are nothing to beashamed of
20-30 secs - it is recommended that you don'tbreed.
30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway. So whybother?
1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon Jessica Simpson
5 min -1 hr - Dead people score inthis range
1 hr plus - Congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watchbugs until he finishes his carrot... you are idiott....
 
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