Bishop's Ass{funny}

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The Bishop's Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on
being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to
purchase a horse and
enter it in the races. However, at the local auction,
the going price
for horses was so high that he ended up buying a
donkey instead. He
figured that since he had it, he might as well go
ahead and enter it
in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in
third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S ASS
SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it
in the race again, and this time it won. The paper
read: PREACHER'S
ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this
kind of publicity
that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey
in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S
ASS. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get
rid of the
donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS
IN TOWN. The
Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR
$10.00. This was too
much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey,
lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the
headline in the
paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was
buried the next day.
 
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