Better be a Lion.... Read this.. too Good..

full_taur

Member
Got this in my email today.Thought of sharing it with you guys...

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In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.


The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.


The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.


On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.


The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas.


Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.


The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'


The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!


Moral of the Story: Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!


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No Offence intended...
 

pps309

Prime VIP
hehe..lokaan nu samjh nahi aaundi na gal.....aau bhi kimme jad NRIs unglaa ch moti moti saanp paa ke dikhaunde aa...dey pretend to be like jazzy B...haha.....

chae kisse indian restraunt te rotiya hi launde rahe hun....hath tandoor ne sarre hoye hone aa te kehnde aa ke judo karate di practise karde hune aa....(dis is real story.....)
 

MeHRaM

sadial
hahahahahahaha............sidha sidha kehna c 22 v punjabi bhayian de vise te aunde aa......j\k
 

full_taur

Member
pps309 said:
hehe..lokaan nu samjh nahi aaundi na gal.....aau bhi kimme jad NRIs unglaa ch moti moti saanp paa ke dikhaunde aa...dey pretend to be like jazzy B...haha.....

chae kisse indian restraunt te rotiya hi launde rahe hun....hath tandoor ne sarre hoye hone aa te kehnde aa ke judo karate di practise karde hune aa....(dis is real story.....)
AAho mitra.. this is so true... and yaar yeh bande hor 2-4 pat layunde ne...
 
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