Best Sms Joke...

[P-_-u-_-n-_-j-_-a-_-b]

Grammar Teacher- "Mohan Daru nahi peeta hai" Es Sentence me Mohan Kya Haa...
SK-> Mam Mohan Radha Sawami Hai...


Ek Ladka Ladki Dekhane Geya...Dono 10 minute tak bate karte Rahe...
Lakdi (Dharte Hue): Bhaiya App Kitne Bhai-Bahen Ho?
Ladka: Abi Tak To 3 The.Par Ab 4 Ho Gaye.


Techr: hanumann kina da munda c,
Sk: Jatta da,kyuki usda nam hanu c te mann Ohda Srname c, ohda v ohde kam jatta wale c janani kese hor de c te labda app firda c


kidi nu marn da shoka tareeka:-
mircha nu khand vich mix kro te kidi de khan layi rakh dao,kidi de eh khan to bad oh pani de talash kregi,jdo kidi pani peen lyi kese tank kol javegi tusi kidi nu dhakka maar ke pani vich sut dvo,hun jado kidi puri tra pani naal bhiji hove gyi oh khud nu skaun lyi agg kol javegi odu tusi agg vich bomb sut dvo,phr tusi onu ICU vich admit karvaoge.phr jdo oh suti hovegi tusi kidi de muh to oxygen mask laa dvo te oh mar javegi soooooo SIMPLEEEE...:D

 

[sunnybrar]

kaim a

 

[Loveangel]

 

[Singh-a-lion]

cooollllll

 

[~SwEeT-MaNi~]

lolzzzz
i use this keedi marn wala method for keedi maring...its so easy

 

[rollback4hunt]

all r gud

 

[Sourabh]

 

[P-a-r-d-e-s-i]

 

[sweggar]

Very funny..!!