Best Forward E-mail....

MAVERICK

Member
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for
removing
toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause
cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda ,
Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get
sick from
the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been
7 since
1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send
them to
your friends.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my
E-Mail
account!


IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
seconds,
a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.


Give me a break!!
"The World Is Filled WIth Foolish Ppl And Some Think They Got Talent
Too !!!"
 

SHauKeeN GaBRu

Chardi Kala
this one:
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.


rofl
 

SHauKeeN GaBRu

Chardi Kala
OMG
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
seconds,
a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.

:)):))
 

MAVERICK

Member
people do these kinda things...
even now i get such mails but i have learned its better to delete them without even looking at them
 

pink puma

Elite
lol that is so jokes :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll

Another one is when they tell you MSN/hotmail or yahoo will be shutting down all email service unless you forward this to atleast 20 people LOL and its signed by some fake msn representative. :roll :roll
 
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