Beauty Rituals Men Will Never Understand

Most beauty rituals are hard for men to understand; but some, in particular, prove impossible. The following provides a list of explanations for you ladies out there to call upon and use as an aid for the ones that the men in your life really really don’t get.

Constantly Changing Outfits. We go through times in our lives when nothing looks right, nothing fits, nothing feels pretty. Hence, we change outfits. So if the lady in your life is going through this phase, back off. She could use less questions and more loving during this difficult time.

Straightening Hair. Straightening our hair gives us more control over our look. So, if we have a major zit or don’t feel right in our clothes, sometimes straightening our hair does just the trick. We can get rid or curls or frizz or fly-aways and beyond. And some days, we just want to wear our hair stick straight!

Liquid Eyeliner. It simply goes on smoother and darker without smudging.

Waxing Everything (including our eyebrows). This is probably the least difficult of all the rituals for men to understand but definitely the most painful. Because waxing does hurt, there is obviously a method to our madness, guys. We get everything from our legs to our eyebrows to our bikini areas waxed because it actually makes the hair grow back thinner and less black.

Eyelash Curlers. Guys, I know putting these crazy contraptions over our eyeballs looks absurd. But trust us; it works, and that’s all you need to know

Bronzer. It gives us a sun-kissed look when we aren’t able to take time away from the office to get a tan.

Hair Masks. We wrap our hair in masks to replenish the moisture in our damaged locks. Hair takes quite a beating each day when we wash it, style it, and brush it. It needs a hair mask once a week to gain some of its life back.

Face Masks. Same idea as hair masks. It rejuvenates our skin which is much needed after all of the make-up and damage from the sun we endure each day.

Dry Shampoo. Freshens up our otherwise not-so-fresh hair.
 
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