Bahut Bada Fayda

Boss: Where were you born?
Santa : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....



Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!


Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!


Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

 
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