Baalu Jokes

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1)
Balu ko ek bar pintoo ne khane per bulaya.
Balu jab Pintoo ke ghar aaya to ghar per
lock laga tha aur likha tha
"dekha kaisa ullu banaya. "
.
Balu ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh
diya
"main to aaya hi nahin tha."
...
2)
Balu ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai
Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar AmbulanceAa Gayi.
.
Balu : Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
...
3)
Balu at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
.
Balu: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
...
4)
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Balu use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
.
Balu 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!!
=D
...
5)
Balu Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
.
Balu: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem
hogi.
...
6)
Ek admi khade-khade chaabise apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Balu use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.
...
7)
In exam hall a girl to Balu:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki
main likh lungi.
Balu ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir
dhire se bola:
“The”
...
8)
Balu: Dettol sabun hai?
.
Dukandaar: Hai,
.
Balu: Accha wala?
.
Dukndar: Ha
.
Balu: Acchi quality ka hai na?
.
Dukndr: Ha
.
Balu: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
...
9)
Balu ke lips jale hue the
.
Pintoo: Kaise jale
.
Balu: Wife ko railway steation drop krne
gaya tha.
.
Pintoo: To?
.
Balu: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya​

 

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