Another One This Is 100%

MAVERICK

Member
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than
> 100%."
> Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
> First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the
> future.
> How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.
> IF :
> > > > >
> > > > > A = 1
> > > > > B = 2
> > > > > C = 3
> > > > > D = 4
> > > > > E = 5
> > > > > F = 6
> > > > > G = 7
> > > > > H = 8
> > > > > I = 9
> > > > > J = 10
> > > > > K = 11
> > > > > L = 12
> > > > > M = 13
> > > > > N = 14
> > > > > O = 15
> > > > > P = 16
> > > > > Q = 17
> > > > > R = 18
> > > > > S = 19
> > > > > T = 20
> > > > > U = 21
> > > > > V = 22
> > > > > W = 23
> > > > > X = 24
> > > > > Y = 25
> > > > > Z = 26
> > > > >
> Then:
> H A R D W O R K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
>
> Similarly,
> K N O W L E D G E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%
>
> But interesting (and as you'd expect),
> A T T I T U D E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
> But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 

MAVERICK

Member
**The Ominous** said:
So wat does that means ??? u have to carry BULLSHIT next time u go for an interview :p

baiji marzi aa
vaise 100% tan ATTITUDE hi banda
par je BULLSHIT te dil aa gaya tan oh le jao
 

MAVERICK

Member
some more jokes

Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..

Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

Work fascinates me
I can look at it for hours !

Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge
began, you've been brought here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..

Divorce has become so common that my wife and I
are staying married just to be different..

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just
the right person in this case. You see, I won't
be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car
around it.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within
three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible
to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
 

Manpreet Singh Kohli

Manpreet Rulez
Re: some more jokes

MAVERICK said:
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..

Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

Work fascinates me
I can look at it for hours !

Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge
began, you've been brought here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..

Divorce has become so common that my wife and I
are staying married just to be different..

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just
the right person in this case. You see, I won't
be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car
around it.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within
three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible
to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Too GOOD!!!
 
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