Another JoKe... NICE

Manpreet Singh Kohli

Manpreet Rulez
EK aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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Ans:kyounki
uska nam hanuman hota hai!




what is PJ???























phaltu joke..





















what is P+iJ ???





















complex phaltu joke...

























why dont we laugh on a it???

























coz the joke part is imaginary!!!








Whats the opposite of Real??






























Its COCONUT....
































Y....Socho...???


































Becuase it is 'Na-Real'



i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam

what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
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Ring De Basanti :))



A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??






















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...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!







three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????





COZ the song is HIT......
 
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