aise dactar to rabb bachave.....

Guest33

Elite
Once upon a time, a person applied to Medical School.
Needless to say, he never made it... do you wanna know why ????
These are the answers he gave ...

ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
COMA - punctuation mark
[FONT=comic sans
ms]DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose[/FONT]

DILATE - the late British princess
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
OBESITY - city of Obe
SECRETION - hiding anything
TABLET - small table
ULTRASOUND - radical noise
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of playing cards
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow

 

Angel_Eyes

Done Deal !
hahaha med school humor .........these words are so common to be the funny ones...........lol.............

lemme tell u a funny thing, hun saade dactri ch har bimaari ch urine test hunda...ik vaar main te meri friend punjabi hai o vi, we were like how funny wud it be if its official name wud ne peshaab test.....o naalde khare goreya ne vi puch laya, asi dass ditta bhi urine nu saadi boli ch peshaaab kehnde ne.........lol.........hun ta jado o aap vi restrooom jande ne ta kehnde ne "o I m going to peshaaaaaab"
 

Maxsteel

~*~AbStRusE~*~
Angel_Eyes said:
hahaha med school humor .........these words are so common to be the funny ones...........lol.............

lemme tell u a funny thing, hun saade dactri ch har bimaari ch urine test hunda...ik vaar main te meri friend punjabi hai o vi, we were like how funny wud it be if its official name wud ne peshaab test.....o naalde khare goreya ne vi puch laya, asi dass ditta bhi urine nu saadi boli ch peshaaab kehnde ne.........lol.........hun ta jado o aap vi restrooom jande ne ta kehnde ne "o I m going to peshaaaaaab"

kamal karti ,goreyan nu v punjabi sikha ti.lolzz:haha :haha
 

MAVERICK

Member
chalo eh tan bevakufi kar ke reh gaya par jekar OBC quota laagu ho gaya tan
jehre dactar banan de kabal han oh vi reh jaan ge.:yes
 

Guest33

Elite
MAVERICK said:
chalo eh tan bevakufi kar ke reh gaya par jekar OBC quota laagu ho gaya tan
jehre dactar banan de kabal han oh vi reh jaan ge.:yes
kabal chaddo fer aise dactar hi labhne..........:gho
 
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