A South Hindustani boy on his first day at school in USA..........

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>>>>A South Hindustani boy on his first day at school in USA..........
>>>>
>>>>It was the first day of school and a new student name
Chandrashekhar
>>>>Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
>>>>
>>>>The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who
>>>>said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
>>>>
>>>>She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had
his
>>>>hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
>>>>
>>>>"Very good" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for
the
>>>>People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
>>>>
>>>>Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar "Abraham Lincoln,
1863"
>>>>said Chandrashekhar.
>>>>
>>>>The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
>>>>ashamed.Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about
its
>>>>history than you do."
>>>>
>>>>She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,""Who said that?" she
>>>>demanded.Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer,1862."
>>>>
>>>>At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>>>>The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now,who said that?"
>>>>Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
>>>>Minister,1991."
>>>>
>>>>Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
>>>>Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
the
>>>>teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>>>>
>>>>Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If
you say
>>>>anything else, I'll kill you."Chandrashekhar frantically yells at
the
>>>>top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
>>>>
>>>>The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher
on the
>>>>floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
>>>>And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq,2005."
 
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