10 most stupid quests people usually ask


10 most stupid questions people usually ask

in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
:anell, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs
so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in
the cool comfort of the theater.

2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

Stupid Question
:nervorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...
why don't you try again or should i try this

3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question
:anhy, why him, of all people.
:anhy? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:wunna, Chickoo, you've become so
:anell you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
Stupid Question
:anorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would
win. What do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me
if I bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
Stupid Question:oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........
it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!