sirf Vehle bande pls!!..ik regret!!

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"

HAAHA... Hu hu..
..aajo thonnu dhear sariyan khushiyan kiddaaan layi diyaaannn...dassaaann...

lets suppose
thoddi kol ik car hove, oh insured kitti hove... fir job te jande ho roj 45 min drive kar k...coz snowy days ne..so snow tyres pavoone chahide ne..par tusi Care ni karde...kyunki tusi punjabi bande ho... fir ki karna... speed limit 50 di aa... tusi 60-70 te chaloni hai...cos tusi late ho as always...

te fir tusi songs sunan de vi bohat shokeeen ho... songs lao... fir thonnu lagda k...man...aaa ki 50-60 cents laye ne savere-2..kuch hor lao...fir tusi koi hor vadiya Disc laban lag jande ho... tusi sara dhyaan Disc laban ch rakhde ho...sahmne dekhan di koi lod he ni... kyun ki road taan apne chacha jee di aa...so koi fark ni painda...

te all of sudden tusi feel karde ho ke thodi car spin karna start kar dindi hai... tusi mu chak k dekhde ho...fir kehende ho...OOoo shiiittttTT... cos ik hor car opp. direction ton vi spin kardi aa rahi ... hun tusi dono cars wale 360 de round maarde ik doosre wall vadd rahe ho... thodda car te koi control nahi aa... just like tusi kise ghuman wali scary Ride le rahe ho, te ik dooje wal neck ghuma-2 k dekh rahe ho...... te thenn Bhooommmmm... den again say >..OOooo shiiittt...

fir thodi car road ton thale uttar jave... te fir thonnu pata lagge k thodi car khatam ho gi... means k right off man right off,,,te den thodda roan nu dil karda..
hun bahar snow pe rahi hai te hawa vi tej aa...tusi job te jaan layi dress shoes & pant payi hoyi aa... te tusi koi gloves ni koi hor kuch ni chakde.. coz tusi roj car vich taan aonde jande ho...so care ni karde..thou thonnu kinni waar lokkan ne samjaaya vi ...te kinni war pehla vi hoyi aa iddaann... but still nahi..tusi punjabi bande ho...who cares eh..??..tusi hun car chon bahar nikal de ho... fir nazare aoone shuru ho jande ne...freezing process start ho jandi.aa..


te fir ki dekhde ho k doosri car wala driver ik woman hai..thodda jiha gussa aunda..par fir ki dekhde ho..k oh Ro rahi aa..wah kya baat hai... naale rove naale sorry mange...(mann vich sochde ho k galti taan meri aa, car taan meri vi spin karran lag gayi si pehla he...) par hun usne sorry kehta...so "Oh! its okay..dun worry..shyt happens ...its alright....m okay.... dun worry.."

fir cops nu call karo..oh aa k bad weather da reason dinda te kise nu koi ticket taan nahi mildi... par eh cops 30 min. baad aaye ...te tusi dress pant & shoes ch he bahar khade ho... fir Tow trucks nu call karo..fir oh vi 30 mins baad aonde ne...fir 15 min tow karan nu launde ne...fir tusi cab kar ke ghar aa jande ho.. par fir ki dekhde ho.. tusi apne apartment diyan keys car vich bhul jaande ho..den again...Ooo shitt man .. fir cab karo car compound ch jao 25-30 min. di drive ..keys lavo ..fir vapis ghar aaoo...


fir tusi insurance waliyan nu call karde ho ..so that thonnu koi new car rent te kar k dein but then ...thonnu pata laggda hai k tusi ise month he Collision Cover layi nahi Pay kitta si... cos tusi punjabi bande ho driving vadiya karde ho.. so u dnt need collision cover... te fir gaddi rent te nahi mildi..on top of it..oh kehende ne je thooda fault hoya taan koi repair di payment vi nahi hoyegi...
fir tusi uss kudi di cop nu ditti accidental report baare pata karde ho...taan pata chalda hai.. k usne tusi jiss woman nu bewkoof samaj rahe si..oh siyaani si..te sorry vaisse he mang rahi si.. reports says according to her.. she was driving to south bound on Hwy and she noticed a car coming/spining in opp. direction in the same lane..so thats how that guy's car got hit by my car.."

hun thoddi last hope aa.. insurance company de representative te...k oh thodda fault na kadde ...
je fault nikalda hai ...taa jiss compound ch car khadi aa usda rent vi daina paina per day.... te car Tow karan de vi pay karna paina...
te thodde 1 day job ton vi off ho gya...usde $ vi gaye... te hun thonnu roj Ride le k jana paina hai...cos Cab karni expensive hai te ...busses hai ni..


te jadon tusi doosre din kamm te jande ho...taan loki kehende ne...hey wassup crash guy... te loki thodi News radio te sunnde ne... sare congrats. dinde ne ...
bada maja aaege.. Huna??
te fir tusi aa ke UNP te posting karo... bcos hun thodde kol car nahi aa... te tusi Lunch Break te bahar vi nahi jaa sakde,...


te thodde mann ch darr aa k insurance pay karegi vi k nahi?? doosri woman di car smash karan k..thoddi insurance vaddyegi k nahi??
te car di karan..new laini aa..k usdi repair karooni aa??


so... eddan tusi apne aap nu khush kar sakde ho!!!

bohat he haasssaa te maja aoonda ...
pls eddan kade na kareyo...

ik chhooti jahi mistake thoddii life ch bohat sariiyaaan khushiyaaan bhar sakdi aa...
sirf ik choti jahi mistake!!!

Vaisse Moral of story: car drive karde same songs change nahi karne chahide!!
: te give full respect to snow-sheet roads..no kiddin with snow
 

Some1

Focusing on ________
omgggggggggggggg i pityyy uuuuuu

what a bi*** tho ... je dovaan di gaddiyan spin keetiyaan taan dovaan di galti aa ... :an


best solution : Hire a PUNJABI lawyer ... :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll


:an
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
:omg
ih thude naal hoyia

per jo hona shi hoo gia
could be worsw
rab da shuker aa ke jihre car ch si
they r k:pr

health ton vad koie cheeeze nahi:yes
 

Kav

Member
Welcom to the real world............ Shit happens.................. and couple of them togather................. India vich chalda hai......... but pardes vich........ u gotto keep urself protected from insurance and facts........no jajbat............. I have had........ four car accidents in last one year....... with two car write offs........... last month insurance alleyaan di letter ayee hai............ no claim bonus for life..........its a funny world............:mean:mean:mean:mean
 

Some1

Focusing on ________
Welcom to the real world............ Shit happens.................. and couple of them togather................. India vich chalda hai......... but pardes vich........ u gotto keep urself protected from insurance and facts........no jajbat............. I have had........ four car accidents in last one year....... with two car write offs........... last month insurance alleyaan di letter ayee hai............ no claim bonus for life..........its a funny world............:mean:mean:mean:mean


:O :O :O :O :O :bhajo

:kuto

tuhadde naal gaddi'ch ni baina chaeeda yaani kisse noon wi :bolt
 

Ravan

*****AKA-JATT*****
thank u 22 jun main aage toon kadi v chaldi gadi ch CD ni badalne te aawaaj v uchee ni karni

ajj toon hi snow paine shuru hoye aa

thanks for the warning
 

Kav

Member
:O :O :O :O :O :bhajo

:kuto

tuhadde naal gaddi'ch ni baina chaeeda yaani kisse noon wi :bolt

I am a safe driver........... taahin taan no claim bonus for life miliya........ insurance company ton...........:mean:mean:mean:mean:mean

PS: I wan't @ fault in any of the accidents...... oh taan sitare kharab si..... :mean:mean:mean:mean:mean
 

Niki_Grewal

!*~PrInCe$$~*!
annwww.....bahot bura hoya yaar...per fer vi sabnu aware keran lai thanks...i hope ke tuhada fault na nikle....all the best :(
 

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"
omgggggggggggggg i pityyy uuuuuu

what a bi*** tho ... je dovaan di gaddiyan spin keetiyaan taan dovaan di galti aa ... :an


best solution : Hire a PUNJABI lawyer ... :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll


:an

nahi oh ..kehendi,,,k meri car spin hundi dekh...ohne apni car rokan di try kitti,,te fir ohdi gaddi vi spin karan lagg gi si....

smart si...

je main vi kuch hor keh dinda... taan shyid mera fault naa nikal da

 

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"
Welcom to the real world............ Shit happens.................. and couple of them togather................. India vich chalda hai......... but pardes vich........ u gotto keep urself protected from insurance and facts........no jajbat............. I have had........ four car accidents in last one year....... with two car write offs........... last month insurance alleyaan di letter ayee hai............ no claim bonus for life..........its a funny world............:mean:mean:mean:mean

lolss
thanks Kav...
pardes ne mere hath khade karatee...bai
 

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"
annwww.....bahot bura hoya yaar...per fer vi sabnu aware keran lai thanks...i hope ke tuhada fault na nikle....all the best :(



thanks for sympathy..Niki..
oar u know...insurance waliyan ne mera fault kadd ta,,,
now i have to pay all bills by my own.
baarrbaad karta yarr..ik mistake ne
 

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"
apni ...car di yaad ch kcuh sad songs...

1) chamkila... teri jandi doli ni,,,


snow ton slip ho k ghum gayi si.... 360 di sikhraaan nu chum gayi si,....
control ton bahar ho k ni... jaa ke takkarduji gaddi vich sii maari...

car Tow hundi jandi ni, vekh k dhaa Munde ne maari



gaddi ch CDiyan hor change karla tu... 50 cents naal shawty da b'thday hor mana la tu...
pehlaan gaddi dhyaan naal chaalayi ni, hun rona ae boo karke..

ronde karlonde di,,,koi gaddi le gya ae Tow karke.
 

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"


2) tara ambraan te koi-2...by sabar koti.

tara ambraan te koi-2 ae...tara ambran te koi-2 ae...
oh lokan nu firda si warn karda...
hun gaddi teri vi taan Tow hoyi ae... oh gaddi teri vi taan Tow hoyi ae....-2-2


beeddaa beh je uss gori da...beedda beh je uss gori da..
roan da oh drama kar gayi....
te baad ch pata laggya ae Sorry da...haye pata laggya ae manggi sorry da....
pata laggya ae sorry da.


 

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"


ik hor dukh....

3) satwinder bugga ...sannu parkh laindi ajma laindi...

Je gharon write off hoan he nikali si, tu keh dindi..asin paddel turr jande...
inj maran naalon changa si...tu keh dindi asin marr jande...
Loko je kismat di khed samajiye taan....eh hamesha mera he number kyun laa jandi,,
ni sannu baksh dindi...bachaa jandi...
ni barbaadi ton bachaa jandi...haye bachhaaa jand..

koi thaaan tikana nayi hunda, Tow ho k challiyan Caraan da...
asin jeon di himmat haar jande, je saath na hunda yaarraaan da....
tainu bewafaa mashook samjde na,,,je tu doosre di lane ch na jaandi...
ni sanu baksh dindi...bachha jandi...
haye bacchhaa jandi.....ni bachaaa jandi...

 

Guest33

Elite
awwww....thats no gud kaka....chalo koi ni aukhe saukhe hoke hun taan bhar lao ghut....pehla dassde insurance walian nalamain gal kar lendi...:dhana
 

~J@TT~

"Kise ton na GhaTT"
awwww....thats no gud kaka....chalo koi ni aukhe saukhe hoke hun taan bhar lao ghut....pehla dassde insurance walian nalamain gal kar lendi...:dhana


miss ... word use karan naalo...vaisse he koi gaal kad lya karo.
it really sounds ..like.. koi pind di bodi..thonnu kuch keh rahi hove.

well thanks for ur reply thou... sabar da gutt he bharna pya vaisse...
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
:aww
jatt ji
tusi ih kion nahi sochde could be worse
is tara dia galla life ch chaldia rahendia
parmatma tahnoo sohni jihi job deve
and fer tusi bhave frari lae lioo:speedy
 
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