10 stupid question usully asked .....

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userid50966

Well-known member

• Feb 24, 2009

• #1

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.



3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..





9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!​

 

bones2098

Member

• Feb 24, 2009

• #2

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

lol...

 

Lily

B.R

Staff member

• Feb 24, 2009

• #3

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

lol...tfs!!

 

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jasn

Member

• Mar 4, 2009

• #4

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

lol :P

 

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jattidajatt

Proof of love is TRUST

• Mar 11, 2009

• #5

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

lol...i got one as well............


Guy on crutches with a broken leg.

did u break u r leg...........its like nah....i just wanted to use crutches

 

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siddharth.dead

New member

• Apr 10, 2009

• #6

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Birha Tu Sultan

Kitu

• Apr 10, 2009

• #7

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

thx...

 

jas_jøgåñ

Elite

• Apr 11, 2009

• #8

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

lolzzzz

 

panesarSandeep

Member

• Apr 11, 2009

• #9

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

tfs...

 

Cute Punjaban

Elite

• Apr 12, 2009

• #10

Re: 10 stupid question usully asked ...

tfs.........