Tarlochan vs Kantabai vs Dan vs Anarkali vs Sher Khan

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Dan : Munnibai, go to the map and find North America.
Munnibai : Here it is!
Dan : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Munnibai!!!!
Dan : :fp
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Tarlochan : Why are you late, Dan?
Dan: Because of the sign.
Tarlochan : What sign?
Dan: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Tarlochan : :fp
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Tarlochan : Dan, what is the chemical formula for water?
Dan : H I J K L M N O!!
Tarlochan : What are you talking about?
Dan : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
Tarlochan : :fp
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Tarlochan : Dan, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
Dan: I is :)
Tarlochan : No, Dan….. Always say, “I am.”
Dan: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Tarlochan : :fp
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Dan: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Tarlochan: Yes :hyper, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”:so
Dan: :fp
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Sher Khan: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Kantabai, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Kantabai: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
Sher Khan : :fp
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Dan : Now, Anarkali , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Anarkali: No :nail, I don’t have to, my Husband is a good cook.
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Tarlochan: Dan, your composition on “MY DOG” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Dan: No :n it’s the same dog!!!!:)
Tarlochan : :fp
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Dan(teacher): Kantabai, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Kantabai: A teacher.
Dan : :fp

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