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Sanu shonk nai classa laon da...
Sadiya parchiyaa naal sardarian ne ...
Asi chalde lecture cho uth aunde...
SAdiya mastera naal yarrian ne....
Master v hun haal puch ke langde ne....
KAde chori-2 daru-sharu mangde ne...
hun master v sada rob mande ne ....
Canteen de piche a ke .. sade kolo Madam'a de number mangde ne ...
Kanjus Baap: Kaha gaya tha...
Beta : ji GF ke sath...
Kanjus Baap: Kitna kharcha aayeya ....
Beta : 250 rs....
Kanjus Baap: 250 rs???
Beta : Ji uske pass itne hi the....
Sadiya parchiyaa naal sardarian ne ...
Asi chalde lecture cho uth aunde...
SAdiya mastera naal yarrian ne....
Master v hun haal puch ke langde ne....
KAde chori-2 daru-sharu mangde ne...
hun master v sada rob mande ne ....
Canteen de piche a ke .. sade kolo Madam'a de number mangde ne ...
Kanjus Baap: Kaha gaya tha...
Beta : ji GF ke sath...
Kanjus Baap: Kitna kharcha aayeya ....
Beta : 250 rs....
Kanjus Baap: 250 rs???
Beta : Ji uske pass itne hi the....
A Boy on Date in a car:
Boy:- Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai..
Girl:- Kya???
Boy:- I m already Married....
Girl:- Tumne to dra hi diya tha , main samjhi yeh car tumhari nahi hai......
Boy:- Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai..
Girl:- Kya???
Boy:- I m already Married....
Girl:- Tumne to dra hi diya tha , main samjhi yeh car tumhari nahi hai......
Last nite the moon said to me If ur friend is not mesaging u, u dont u leave ur friend.....
i looked back at the moon and said....
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Oye koi gareeb v hunda hai...
i looked back at the moon and said....
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Oye koi gareeb v hunda hai...
Girl:- Main tumse Shadi nahi kar sakti , yeh lo apne love letters , aur mere mujhe wapis karo......
Boy:- Is basket mein se jo tumhare hai nikal lo
In an art gallery couple sees picture a girl covered by girl..
husband keeps watching it.
Wife:-Ab chaloge ya patjhad ka intzaar karoge ....
husband keeps watching it.
Wife:-Ab chaloge ya patjhad ka intzaar karoge ....
Husband to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo meri wife khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai...
Manager :- Main kya karu...
Husband:- Kamine, Khidki nahi khul rahi hai...
Manager :- Main kya karu...
Husband:- Kamine, Khidki nahi khul rahi hai...
"" Girl friends "" are like ""Pani puri"" always tasty...
""Lovers"" are like "" Pizzzas"" hot n spicy.....
""Wifes"" are like "" Dal Chawal""" no other option but gud for health....
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Baki de sms kal... hun main thak gaya likhda-2
Baki de sms kal... hun main thak gaya likhda-2
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