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Q - In a pond there are 10 fishes, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?





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A - The other 9 fishes are crying.................
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?

















"So, which platform are you working on?"

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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?














Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Do you know why we face power cuts ?





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HA ! HA! HA! HA! HA!
 
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