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One day, a father came home and saw this letter from his 17 year old son on the table:
Dear dad,
I just wanted to tell you that I have found the love of my life and I have ran away with her. Jane is 32 years old and divorced twice. She is a wonderful person, if you look beyond her alcoholism and her cocaine addiction. I'm sure you will not mind dad, but I've taken $25000 from your safe to buy a diamond necklace for her. Of course, we're also trying very hard to cure her AIDS. She needs someone to take care for her, and I'm sure I can do that. We'll be living in her personal beer bar, where she'll dance and earn money for our livelihood. I'm old enough to handle the responsibilities, so don't worry.
Your loving son,
Ted
P.S. None of the above is really true. If you want to find me, I'm in my room. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things that can happen than that report card in the drawer of this table!
Dear dad,
I just wanted to tell you that I have found the love of my life and I have ran away with her. Jane is 32 years old and divorced twice. She is a wonderful person, if you look beyond her alcoholism and her cocaine addiction. I'm sure you will not mind dad, but I've taken $25000 from your safe to buy a diamond necklace for her. Of course, we're also trying very hard to cure her AIDS. She needs someone to take care for her, and I'm sure I can do that. We'll be living in her personal beer bar, where she'll dance and earn money for our livelihood. I'm old enough to handle the responsibilities, so don't worry.
Your loving son,
Ted
P.S. None of the above is really true. If you want to find me, I'm in my room. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things that can happen than that report card in the drawer of this table!
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