jokes*

*Sippu*

*FrOzEn TeARs*
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Teacher . a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Student: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...
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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words..
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A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
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so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
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zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?
thora tum chalo..
thora hum chalengy...
.
phir riksha kerwa lengy
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Plz don?t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

bunny--phir kya hua??

sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"


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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.


 
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