Jane

_*My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend Jane's number and saved her own number as Jane.*_
_*You see, someone has told my wife about Jane my girl friend.*_
_*I then got an SMS from Jane asking for mobile money 50,000.*_
_*I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I need 50,000, for an emergency. I told her that my mother was unwell and she needed the money urgently.*_
_*My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to my girlfriend Jane.*_
_*She did not acknowledge receipt of the money.*_
_*When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Jane had received the money.*_
_*I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now".*_*I got out of the house to make the call.*_
_*You can imagine my horror when my wife answered the call instead of Jane!!!!*_
_*It's been 3 hours. I'm still standing outside.*_
_*I don't know how to come back into my own house!*_
_*Any advice?*pls don't laugh_