FunNY jOKES by $UNNY J!!!!!

Ak47_Riskykz

Rambo

• Jun 25, 2008

• #1

Musharraf and Santa!!!!!
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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha
to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?



Ek Bhikhari!!!!!!!
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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony
mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!!!
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Rajan and Sajan!!!!!!




Rajan: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Sajan: Suicide karne ke liye
Rajan: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Sajan: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!!!!!!!
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(Santa and Sadhu!!!!!!!)



Santa ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?????

Roti nahi...




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Budha: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje.
Budha: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai....

 

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Bhuvesh.Bhasin

Ghaint_munda

• Jun 25, 2008

• #2

some of them r very good.....Budha one was gr8...

 

Ak47_Riskykz

Rambo

• Jun 26, 2008

• #3

Thanxxx bro!!!!!!!!!

 

close ur eyes and make a wish

Elite

• Jun 27, 2008

• #4

 

Shaukeen Jatti

Giddheyan di rani

• Jun 27, 2008

• #5