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If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
--George Muncaster (Air Force Wisdom)
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in
fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Robert Frost
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other ...
"Does this taste funny to you?"
- Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
- Buster Keaton
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
In a Japanese cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
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