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Pad likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar
janam liya, to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !! So enjoY!!
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If dentists make films, d names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush
karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas
hai!:-) >haha omg
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Devotee asked God, "I Want Peace". God replied : Remove 'I' thats Ego.
Remove 'Want' thats desire.'Peace 'is automatically attained.
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Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye.
Yaad to hum bhi apko bahut karte hain,Par darte hain k kahin aapko zukaam na
ho jye:-D
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Read till end 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 Shaabaash.... kal A-B-C-
Parhenge..
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Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.:-D
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OMG who trains these kids... Sippu we need to talk to your parents regarding the last joke you posted :|










kidding i guess you dont even know the meaning!

^^^ ???

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Hawwwwwwwww....

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avde he matlab kadi janda rehnda puthi soch

@qaswed nai ..........22

/facepalm


mainu hor kuj nai kehna... i quit

@ aman
edit hunda ne and na he mein karna ki galt likheya :<

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sippu padh lea te dass dei... need to remove it

par leya huh srry pata nahi c

no worries

^^ koi ni hun edit karta main

thxxxxxxxxxx amano