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• Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

• I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

• Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

• Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

• Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

• I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.

• Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

• I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.
  

• Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

• There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

• People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

• Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

• Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.

• Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

• All men are idiots And I married their king.

• In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.

• Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now.

• Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

• EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

• Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

• I wear the brains in the family.

• No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!

• I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot. LOLZZZZZZZZ

• Be yourself there are enough other people.
• join the army, meet intresting people and then kill them.
• i get enough excercise just pushing my luck.
• always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
• they say, crime doesnt pay, does that mean my job is a crime.

Namani said:

• Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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kudi_patole_wargi said:

i lost my b/f

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