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Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!.....


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Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

asi sada ladaiyan to dur rehande haan………gandasi chal jaye ta hor gal ae,
asi daru nu kadi hath nahi launde…………. sham dhal jaye ta hor gal ae,
asi kadi koi kudi nahi ched-de……………..yaar ral jaan ta hor gal ae,
assi paas hona taa kadi sikheya nahi………..nakal chal jaye ta hor gal ae.

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi…..
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi…..
Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi………………

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

cheer ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil ko be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
saley ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!


 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,
phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Suraj Hua Madham , chand chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim, deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ???

 
Old 12-07-2006
jattz
 
Re: Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far………


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