....Funny Shayrii....

prithvi.k

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

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Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per​
 

prithvi.k

on off on off......
Dabbe me Dabba
Dabbe me Dabba
Dabbe me Khargosh..
Rajesh ne aankh maari
Pushpa Behosh
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Itni Masoomiat Kahan Se Latey Ho?
Itna Acha Kese Muskaratey Ho?
Bachapan Se Hi pagal Ho Ya
Shakal Esi Banatey Ho!
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Dil ka kaha ek kam kardo
pyari si muskan mere nam kar do
aaj dunia pe ek ehsaan kar do
ghar se naha ke niklo aur sari colony ko hairan kar do!

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zyada khushi se vajan badh jata hain,
dukhi rehne ka fanda is mamle me bada hit hai,
ham gam khate hain aur aansu peete hain,
tabhi to kitne slim, trim aur fit hain...........

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Husn hai tumare paas, kaliyan kilati ho din raat,
karne ko kuch nai khaas phir bi dikati ho taat baatt,
kitni aasani se keh diya humein duffer,
khud ko toh dekh liya hota miss gujjar.
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Arz Kiya Hai:
Aaj Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai,
Aajkal Aapke Sms Aana Bandh Hai,
Khafa Ho Humse Ya Balance Kam Hai!!!
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Ye Badal Ye Bijli Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
Ye MausaM Ye Hawa Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
6 Mahine Bet Gaye Aapko Nahaye Hue,
Ye Barish Sirf Aapke Liye Hai…
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR


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Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa

bohat lagta hai........


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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta......
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha......

woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Hame Iog
Deewaano Ki Tarah Kiss Kiya Karte The
Par Hay Hamari Futi Kismat Ke
Us Waqt Ham 2 Saal Ke Hua Karte The
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prithvi.k

on off on off......
Computer Shayari


Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,system hota hai crash

Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai...woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...aur lonely hain
Problem hai ki bus voh...read only hain

Shayad mere pyar ko taste...karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya...ke paste karna bhool gaye

Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain

Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo...........


 

prithvi.k

on off on off......
Computer Shayari

Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!
Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,


Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!


Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya

Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe

kabhi to 'double-click' karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

there is no more 'disk space'.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya 'server down'.

Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya computer, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon.

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya..

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab 'read only' hain...

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...
 

prithvi.k

on off on off......
Chai Wala:
Bholi Si Soorat, Aankhon Me Masti, Door Khadi Sharmaye, Aye Haye.

Girl replied:
Kaali Si Soorat, Haath Me Ketli, Door Khada Chillaye, Chai Chai.....
 
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