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Mr.Singh walks into a bank in Central London and asks for the Loan officer. He says he's going abroad on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr.Singh hands over the keys to his Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at Mr.Singh for using a £300,000 Rolls as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls Royce into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr.Singh returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you're a multimillionair*e.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

Mr.Singh replies, "Where else in Central London can I park my Rolls Royce for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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