So sorry...

[sweggar]

Ek aadmi delhi se kashmeer kisi kaam se jata hai. Vaha jakar vo apne ghar fone karta hai.
man- ramu?
ramu- ji sahab.
man- apni madam se baat karwao.
ramu- ji ve to aapke sath bedroom me so rahi hai.
man (gusse se)- kya bakwas kar rahe ho. Main to kashmeer me hu.
ramu- ji main sach bol raha hu.
man- vo zaroor kisi aur k sath mere bedroom me hai.
ramu- ho bhi sakta hai sahab. Bataie main kya kar sakta hu?
man- tumhe pata hai meri pistol kaha rakhi hai?
ramu- ji sahab.
Man- utha k lao. Main line par hi hu.
(ramu jata hai aur pistol le aata hai.)
Ramu- sahab ji main pistol le aaya.
man- bedroom me jakar dono ko shoot kar do. Aur mujhe abhi inform karo. Main hold karta hu. aur darna mat Main wapas aakar sb sambhal lunga.
ramu- ji sahab.
(aadmi ko fone me aawaj aati hai "Thaa. Thaa.")
ramu- sahab kar diya dono ko shoot.
ab kya karna hai?
man- dono ki laashe piche garden me jo kua hai usme daal do.
ramu-par sahab piche to garden hi nahi hai.
man- oh..so sorry. Wrong no. Lag gaya.

 

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

old but gold

 

[JUGGY D]

 

[swiny]

Lol......

 

[H4RVI SINGH]

man- oh..so sorry. Wrong no. Lag gaya.........saara joke aede te si .........last line pari sida .....

 

[nvkhkhr]

 

[Naughty_always]

loOOOOOooooOooLLL sikkkkkk

 

[gurvy]

ja yaar

 

[ÜnÐeRÇØv€® ÅñGe£]

punch (ending) thoda thanda c , but nice joke

 

[kanjjar]

heheheheh

 

[*Genius*]

LOL !!

 

[#m@nn#]

hahaha

 

[bapu da laadla]

garib ragar dite